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    <title>Another Year Going</title>
    <description>So Xmas is gone and surprisingly, there wasn't an hassle between the religions. So it has been a hell of a year, stuff has happened, and things went wrong. But hey, we got through. Just a Merry Xmas e...</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:18:04 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>General</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>Group Sentencing</title>
    <description>Why should my GPA have to suffer because I was forced into a group to do an assignment.  This is exactly what happened to me.  I attend a university that seem to think group work is it.  I was placed ...</description>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 00:20:19 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Lonely Lonely Lonely</title>
    <description>I wanna scream but would anyone hear me? I wanna run but would anyone come look for me?  The depression is back and there's no one to run to, no one to talk to, no one to console or comfort me.
So I ...</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:44:39 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Shopping for Telescopes</title>
    <description>The following excerpt is from an email my brother sent me after I had mentioned that I was interested in purchasing a telescope for my family.  
---
This is what will happen if you do buy that rathe...</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 18:56:02 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>O.T.T. Much!!</title>
    <description>The press have just released breaking news of a British woman, who will be subjected to 40 lashes after she supposedly named a teddy bear &quot;Mohammed&quot;. She is being punished for something the children o...</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:04:39 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>Current Events</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>25 MILLION Lost!!!</title>
    <description>My first Pfft! complained about how the very culture of Britain was disappearing. Now yes that is a bit annoying, but since then I have realised that it isn't happening so quickly. But now, it is the ...</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:15:33 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>General</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>Upper-class Twit of The Year</title>
    <description>I'm getting really annoyed at upper-class business people who think that they are better than everybody, those with the &quot;I earn more than you, get out of my way&quot; attitude.
Every Friday morning, I get...</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:25:47 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>General</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>A Big Thank You!!</title>
    <description>Isn't it great that the Editors of this awesome site, allow people on here to complain about anything, absolutely anything!
It's so cool, that they give up their spare time to read and publish our st...</description>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:34:11 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>General</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>Who?</title>
    <description>It's rather unsettling that the headlines on many newspapers nowadays, is about some &quot;celebrity&quot; or other, that has been seen doing some unthinkable! &quot;OMG, Madonna is eating a chip! Sensational News!!...</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:09:58 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>A &amp; E</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>Modern Fart</title>
    <description>Excuse the pun of the title, it had to happen!
What is Modern Art!? I'm almost certain I'm gonna get complaints, but what the hell does a large metal frame, that looks somewhat like a spider mean!?
...</description>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:09:22 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>A &amp; E</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>Where is The Culture Going?</title>
    <description>First time poster, I think some of the stories here are bang on the money. I'm British, and looking at the UK's status now, I'm guessing that I am one of the last few remaining.
I'm at college at the...</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:39:08 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>Offensive</category>
    <author>phibble_mibble@hotmail.com (Phibble)</author>
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    <title>Friend Count:  Zero</title>
    <description>I love my life.  I have clothes to wear, food to eat and I have shelter and a place to lay my head.  I only have one, well not one, but it's one that is really bothering me.  I don't have at least one...</description>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:21:34 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>HELP ME</title>
    <description>Story goes.... have had a girlfriend for 3 years. Over the last 4/5 months it's not been going well at all. It wasn't awful, but at the same time I don't think any of us were happy.
Anyway, I went to...</description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:55:16 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>Relationships</category>
    <author>lessthanjake50@hotmail.com (kase85)</author>
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    <title>Ethical or Not</title>
    <description>So we all say I'll never put myself with a guy that already has a girlfriend but in the end we let our emotions get the best of us and we do just the opposite.
Is it really wrong,  I mean if the feel...</description>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:27:37 GMT</pubDate>
    <category>Relationships</category>
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    <title>Alone Naturally</title>
    <description>Why is it I can't find someone to call my own?  I mean I'm a great person, with a beautiful personality, but I always seem to attract the toxic guys or no guys at all.
So I sit and wonder is somethin...</description>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:52:22 GMT</pubDate>
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