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May 27, 2007

Stupid Effing Flight Attendants
   by dreamqueen9103 <casey.m.09@k-o.org>

So I was on the way home from South America, and it was a long 14 hour flight. This was a large school trip so we were in Economy. Another thing to note is that we had gotten the "you're representing the country, the school and yourself" speech a few dozen times. You all know how long flights can be, I got maybe 5 hours of sleep and I was happy with that. I fell asleep at about 2 or 3 and of course the lights started to come on at around 5. About 15 minutes later the flight attendants with food started coming around. This food looked and smelled terrible and the smell was making me sick more than the flight itself. So I declined and planned to sleep a little bit more if I could. Then the drinks came along. I have never seen a man so chipper at 5 in the morning after a long flight. He asks me if I want anything. I politely decline. This is our conversation: "are you sure?" "yes." "not orange juice?" "no thanks" "pineapple juice?" "no, no thanks." "peach juice?" (who drinks peach juice?) "no thank you." "what about some soda?" "no." "cola?" (at 5 in the morning?) "no" "what about some sprite?" "no." "fanta?" "no thank you." "nothing?" "nothing." "you dont want anything?" "I want nothing." Then he hands me a freakin cup! and goes "see?? it's nothing!!" He is so lucky I'm a nice person and too damn tired to do anything. I glare at him. Who the fuck does that to someone at 4 or 5 in the morning???

Published: May 30, 2007
Editor: stacy
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