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March 3, 2000

Weather Bureau Sucks!
   by rameses <rameses@pfft.net>

The national weather bureau issues a thunderstorm warning from 6pm-8pm for the place I live in. With the expensive gizmos and supercomputers they have, I assume they know what the fuck they are talking about.

I log on to the net at 10pm and type in a mail and KABLAM!! It felt like someone shot through my window. I looked outside, everything looks ok..I return to my PC, and it's fucking hosed up. Reboot, try to connect to the net again and modem gets no dial tone. Apparently my modem got toasted with that massive lightning followed by a power surge. PFFT !!

Thanks NBC weather dude, and if you are not using those super computers, mail 'em to me, dumbass!!!
PFFT !!

Published: March 3, 2000
Editor: stacy

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