April 22, 2000
Guns don't kill people - people WITH guns kill people.
by mike <firstname.lastname@example.org>
You know what boggles my mind to no end? Why in the hell, if the Professor could make a radio out of coconuts, couldn't he fix a small hole in the freakin' boat?
More importantly (and more on-topic), what's with all the guns everywhere? Kids in some places here in Chicago know more about Glocks and Tek-9's than they do about reading, writing, OR illegal drugs. This is indeed a problem.
Columbine. The name always reminds me of one thing: Columbo yogurt. ...oh, and that shooting thing last year. What's up with that? PFFT! Two pathetic, nerdy kids snap and go on a shooting rampage and, as a lame way out, take their own lives. You know, if anything they claimed to stand for was really that important, they probably wouldn't have minded facing the consequences, eh? [Yes, I'm Canadian.]
The truth is that the gun control issue in this country shouldn't be an issue at all! Anyone, after all that has happened, that truly opposes gun control laws is just as bad as the people that commit these heinous crimes. Honestly. Why do I say this? Well, that's kind of personal, isn't it? I mean, who the hell do I think I am?
The second amendment, when it was written, had a purpose. In the 1700's, you needed to protect yourself and your family. But that doesn't apply NOW. Thanks to CFFA (Citizens For the Fourth Amendment), the mandatory quartering of British soldiers in our homes has FINALLY come to an end.
Enough of my ranting and raving. I need some ice cream. I warn you, though, if the ice cream parlor is out of vanilla again, I might just have to bus' a cap up their ass. ;-)
Published: April 23, 2000