April 23, 2000
Pure, Unadulterated SEX
by WaZzZzuP <firstname.lastname@example.org>
You thought this would be a steamy article about the latest porn sites and such, right?
Dream on there, slapnuts.
I'm bitching about working on Easter Sunday for the 6th time in a row. While those of you languish over such lofty decisions such as whether to have another piece of ham or can I shove another biscuit in my fat ass mouth, I am stuck here at work on a Sunday.
Oh sure, I could have a delicious dinner should I decide to spin the wheel-o-death but I won't because I'm not that much of a masochist.
For those of you that want to say somthing like, "Well you picked to work that schedule," piss off. I've heard that shit enough times already.
Eat until you can't move for all I care. I'll sit here and languish over a Coke and some candy. I'll be fine.
Sit there and taste that fucking cake or pie. I hope ya CHOKE ON IT ya RAT BASTARDS!
Goddamnit! Now I'm hungry.
Happy fucking Easter, snapperheads!
Published: April 23, 2000