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May 21, 2000

Cape Cod SUCKS
   by raven <fmacclou@mediaone.net>

Cape Cod sucks, plain and simple. I can't even order a stupid AT&T phone because there is no coverage on Cape Cod. I know I lack enough experience for getting a job, but even if I had the experience, the only jobs available are flipping burgers or making fries (shut up Jon). So, I am stuck here, hoping for a way out, being dragged down because I sound like I'm a hick with my address being "Shoot Flying Hill Road" (how much worse can you get than that?) Cape Cod is a big piece of sand, slowly being eaten up by the tide and ruined by all the damned tourists. I want off!

*Sigh* well hopefully someday.

Published: May 22, 2000
Editor: robin

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