June 3, 2000

Yep, Cape Cod STILL Sucks
   by raven <>

Ok, so I'm outside with no shoes on talking on the phone. So what, it's like actually summer here and it was nice out so I was being comfortable. I don't believe that Panasonic had ANYTHING to do with this accident either. They are, afterall, very good phones right? So I'm walking along, minding my own business, when the entire landscape shifts and my foot slams into this bigass rock.

Now your probably asking: the landscape shifted? YES! This whole area is one big pile of shifting sand. What will happen next? I might hit a tree or get thrown out into the street or something! PFFT! I need to get off this (no it's not a rock) pile of sand and start a life somewhere where it's hot and they have massive thunderstorms and tornadoes. The question is, can you guess where you can get all of these amazing benefits? I can.

Published: June 4, 2000
Editor: stacy

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