Road Kill

November 6, 2001

Solution for Bad Drivers
   by yellowfeather <>

I found a solution for bad drivers. Ya know the ones that speed and think nobody's paying attention. The ones that brake, and give a signal as they are turning! Take your old blow dryer to a nearby town where nobody knows you, park off the road in a safe spot, but where the drivers can see you. Point your blowdryer at oncoming cars and watch the fools slow down. Be careful, they might think you're a terrorist.

Published: November 6, 2001
Editor: stacy

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