July 5, 2002
July 4th. PFFT to the FIREWORKS!
by Videogamer2001 <Videogamer2001@aol.com>
Is it me, or does every 4th of July contain its share of Firecrackin Morons? Seriously, after seeing some dummy blow-off a limb, people shold start to realize, "Hey! these things are dangerous! maybe I should be more careful, or better yet, I'll watch some other dumbass blow off their bodily parts." Why would some one take the chance of blowing off a limb, just for a cheap thrill? I (myself) have seen people put little firecrackers on their genitals AND SET THEM OFF! They did this just to see if they can beat the clock to take them off in time. (The sad thing is....they didnt beat the clock). I say PFFT! to all those air-heads who have been careless in the art of firecrackin. If you're gonna play with fireworks, please remember my non-reproductive friend, and play it safe.
Published: July 9, 2002