Everyone is Against Me!

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Conspiracy Theory

October 10, 2002

Everyone is Against Me!
by linkincubuspyro <linkincubuspyro@aol.com>

Let me tell you about my conspiracy. I could be driving on a 4-lane highway, and there will be 4 minivans ahead of me, all going the exact speed, all in different lanes, driving at least 10mph under the speed limit. And I swear this only happens to me!

Published: October 10, 2002
Editor: stacy

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