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November 19, 2002

How not to sail a boat
   by mike <mike@pfft.net>

Again and again, we pollute the environment. The oil tanker Prestige, carrying upwards of 20 million gallons of fuel oil, sank recently off the coasts of Spain and Portugal.

Jesus Christ! Apparently the boat broke apart during "a storm". The Exxon Valdez "ran aground" as have a bunch of other tankers. Damn, it's like we're just realizing that there are storms on the ocean and rocks underwater! Fix it. Stop this from happening or I'll... I'll be really mad.

Published: November 19, 2002
Editor: stacy

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