April 24, 2003

North Korea's Cakehole Needs Shutting
   by mike <mike@pfft.net>

Here we go again:

"'If the U.S. imperialists and their followers intrude into even an inch of the inviolable sky, land and sea of the (North) ... the (army) will deal merciless deadly blows at the aggressors,' North Korean Defense Minister Kim Il Chol was quoted as saying by KCNA." -MSNBC

That's awesome. Not only is the U.S. dangerously close to engaging in yet another war on what would be a third country, but they've already appointed the Iraqi Information Minister to handle press briefings.

Why is it that we keep invading people? Why is it that people hate us so much? Could one beget the other, to a degree? While I'm of the opinion that no one should have nuclear weapons, especially communist countries, I'm also of the opinion that there must be compelling evidence to infringe on the sovereignty of another nation.

North Korea admitting they have nuclear weapons and are beginning initial processes to make more is more compelling than I ever dreamed. I would pass up sex with Christina Aguilera to deal with this one personally, if someone asked.

I hate to sound arrogant, but why do all these countries think they can kick our ass? Every one of them has been like, "The U.S. had better stay away or we'll simply kill all of them in one bloody strike." I suppose a large part of it has to do with the fact that they need to maintain that image for their people. ...but what if the "bloody strike" hasn't come yet? That would mean we're due for a triple-whammy pretty soon. Crap. Maybe the only viable solution is to "deal with" all of these countries as quickly as possible, eliminating their opportunities to strike at us.

...or maybe we should all put the duct tape and plastic back on our houses - because yeah, that'll protect against a nuclear strike.

Published: April 24, 2003
Editor: stacy