August 25, 2004

   by Mikesnoexpert

If I hear the words, "Step AWAY from the Chicken Selects" one more time, I'll be forced to do something drastic. Like, I dunno, go to Wendy's instead. That'll teach 'em.

The thing is, I like McDonalds. I'm always in the mood for a Double Quarter Punder with Cheese. But frankly, their ads blow.

If you haven't seen the commercial yet, count your blessings. Basically, these highly annoying people are shouting (to no one at all, I might add) "Step AWAY from the Chicken Selects!" The same thing in multiple commercials. One was plenty enough.

But, there is one good piece of advice I can take from the commercial. I'll step away from the Chicken Selects, and stick with my Double Quarter Punder with Cheese.

Published: August 26, 2004
Editor: stacy

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