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March 16, 2005

Never any batteries....
   by DarknessJoe <metal-head_616@hotmail.co.uk>

Have you noticed that whenever you are listening to your CD player, it just gets to your favourite song... and the batteries run out. I swear the CD player manufacturers do this on purpose. They programme it to run out of batteries when your enjoyment reaches a certain level. Then, you begin an expedition around your house to find some that are of the correct type. You end up going to the shops to buy a massive 20-pack of batteries, you use 2 and put them "safe" somewhere. A few hours later, batteries run out again (they were crap), so you search the house for where you put the batteries. You never find them, so you go to the shops.... The circle of life continues.... PFFT!!!

Published: April 26, 2005
Editor: stacy

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