April 25, 2005
The Story of my Name
by wannabenapoleon <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Okay, I first want to point out this is my first story, so bear with me.
I go to a middle school that is known for ghettoness. The teeachers are ghetto, the lockers are ghetto, even the students are ghetto. So, seeing as that Napoleon Dynamite came out and ironically he is a shade of red hair, and his noggin is abnormal, I was immediately given the nick name Napoleon (seeing as that I have red hair and a abnormal noggin.) Now it's bad enough to have my peers call me Napoleon, but when my gym teachers does, that's just sad. Then it goes to the point where the six graders are calling me Napoleon. From right there on until the fad stopped I decided to grin and bear it.
Published: April 26, 2005