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July 24, 2005

   by raylaigo <>

I don't understand why people get all excited with news that sharks attack people. The water is where sharks live and if 10-20 people swim there well f0ck yeah someone's getting eaten. Its like you putting donuts on my breakfast plate and being surprised if I ate one of em. If you swim on the water to the shark its like pizza delivery, shite, you know. If you see a shark go to a drive thru and order burgers for lunch then call me. Pfft

Published: August 25, 2005
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