This is a weekly column by Mike O'Brien, wherein he shares his unique views of the world around him with all of us. This is one of Mike's ways of doing community service.
- Nipple. There, I said it. by mike, February 1, 2006
- Just Stop It by mike, January 26, 2006
- Try That With Me, Pal by mike, January 8, 2005
- FBI Warning - Al Qaeda Could Attack With Dung Beetles by mike, August 9, 2004
- Entering the 'Friend Zone'... by mike, April 30, 2004
- The Happiest Day of Your Life ...unless you're gay. by mike, January 21, 2004
- Use Protection When You Eat! by mike, November 11, 2003
- Legal Prostitution? by mike, November 9, 2003
- Driving Illegally by mike, November 7, 2003
- Reverend John and Reverend Joe, sitting in a tree... by mike, August 5, 2003
- Downloading Subpoenas... by mike, July 24, 2003
- North Korea's Cakehole Needs Shutting by mike, April 24, 2003
- Islam vs. U.S. by mike, February 16, 2003
- When death becomes cruel... by mike, February 8, 2003
- Time to Study... by mike, December 2, 2002
- Communicate This! by mike, November 16, 2002
- Stop being wusses! by mike, October 3, 2002
- Academia versus Uptightia by mike, August 7, 2002
- Swing batter, don't swing batter, we don't care by mike, July 22, 2002
- "I Pledge Allegiance to God..." by mike, June 27, 2002
- Bad Touch Father, For You Have Sinned by mike, June 14, 2002
- Miscarriage of Justice by mike, May 24, 2002
- Who knows anything these days? by mike, May 22, 2002
- A Letter to Terror by mike, May 8, 2002
- Being Rich Isn't Everything by mike, May 2, 2002
- Does the West Bank Charge ATM Fees? by mike, April 18, 2002
- The Right to be a Man by mike, March 26, 2002
- The Sporting Blues by mike, March 19, 2002
- Mommy, please don't kill me by mike, March 13, 2002
- Your Mom Told You to Wear Socks! by mike, February 28, 2002
- The French DO Stink! by mike, February 14, 2002
- He's Privileged to be our Executive! by mike, January 31, 2002
- Humans and Rights by mike, January 22, 2002
- Let Me Give You a Tip by mike, January 7, 2002
- MSNBC and "Just Being Obnoxious" by mike, December 27, 2001
- What's News? by mike, December 18, 2001
- I Think I've got a Virus by mike, December 6, 2001
- Women - What to do? by mike, November 28, 2001
- Hail to the Chief... by mike, November 21, 2001
- Hello? Anyone there? Damn Ameritech! by mike, November 6, 2001
- Six Flags? No thanks. by mike, October 2, 2001
- Summer [De]construction by mike, August 23, 2001
- Relationship Roller Coaster by mike, July 4, 2001
- I now pronounce you... by mike, June 3, 2001
- "Pull THIS over, Officer." by mike, April 26, 2001
- Bad Timing by mike, April 8, 2001
- Some women just need extra support... by mike, March 23, 2001
- I just Lent you five dollars last week! by mike, March 8, 2001
- Pardon me, Mr. President! by mike, February 23, 2001
- Mother Nature - hardly the nurturing type! by mike, February 13, 2001
- A Solemn Moment by mike, February 2, 2001
- Keeping Time by mike, January 23, 2001
- Shopping in Advance by mike, January 13, 2001
- Are you listening? by mike, January 5, 2001
- Traditions.. what a pain by mike, December 24, 2000
- The only thing that WON'T kill you by mike, December 13, 2000
- Since when is "gay" a communicable disease? by mike, December 4, 2000
- Go to school, get your degree and.. Go to school some more? by mike, November 29, 2000
- An Electoral GPA by mike, November 19, 2000
- An Offer I Can't Resist! Wanna bet? by mike, October 23, 2000
- Prospective Employers - About as reliable as cable repair men by mike, October 17, 2000
- Rated NC-17 for excessive Gore and explicit Bush? by mike, October 17, 2000
- The Customer is Always Right. Right? by mike, September 26, 2000
- Olympic Commentators - Less Necessary than a Bullet in the Head by mike, September 16, 2000
- Public Service - Just why should I bother? by mike, August 30, 2000
- Give me a little credit, would you? by mike, August 21, 2000
- It's time to ante up already! by mike, July 16, 2000
- There's Something About Monday by mike, July 9, 2000
- On the order of civil disobedience - and penis envy, too by mike, June 11, 2000
- Graduation - Where do we go from here? by mike, June 5, 2000
- Hyperactive Fanatics - A mole on the rear end of society by mike, May 28, 2000
- Prom - Just a high school (dys)function? by mike, May 22, 2000
- Britney Spears: Put some clothes on! by mike, May 15, 2000
- Is there anything really CORRECT about being political? by mike, May 6, 2000
- Gay Rights -- Isn't that supposed to be a happy subject? by mike, May 1, 2000